Recently, an administrative staffer sent out the following missive:

...Sent: Monday, October 27, 2008 5:23 PM
To: Faculty; Classified; Admin; Adjuncts; Financial Aid Workstudy
Subject: Halloween Dress Up Day

On Thursday October 30, Edison will be celebrating Halloween. We realize Halloween is not till Friday, however Trick-or-Treat is on Thursday night so that is why we chose this date. So please be creative and dress up as whatever you want, the only requirement is that there are no jeans to be worn...

While ESEA is flattered to receive free quarterly fashion-tips from our in-house Mr. Blackwells, Edison's CBA-covered faculty have no dress code, and should feel free to ignore sartorial advice from the Student Services office.