As a public service, and in the interests of being less strident and divisive, the Editorial Junta will arbitrarily promote a random Edison employee to a new title and job description each week. This week's lucky employee is Dr. Paul Heintz, Psych.D, whom The Iluminator has promoted to the rank of Thrice Potent Master Of Taking On Too Many Committee Assignments. The new title recognizes his work as an online life-coach, his slavish devotion to quasi-administrative duties, and his life-long fight promoting encephalitis awareness. Also, should it turn out his "doctorate" is in something totally unrelated to his claimed expertise, it guarantees a 50% raise and a Dean/Vice President rank when he's moved to a protected post in the administration. Congratulations, Paul!
[Above, Heintz. Photo by Annie Leibowitz]